Sunday, April 27, 2008

Welcome to the hood, Simon

Teenagerhood, that is.

You used to be little.
No more, you're considerably taller than me. *sniff*
You're becoming a fine young man (oh geeze, I sound like an emotionally distant grandmother) but heed my warning; don't let that birthday present turn into an reason to get your ass kicked. Tori may not be as tall as you, but her foot will have no trouble finding your butt should you and your little video camera get into her business. I'm just sayin'...

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