Here's my plan for Black Friday. I dislike shopping every other day of the year, but do so out of necessity. On Friday, however, I will leave the bargains to the
While they're paying $20 for an extra DVD player I'll be rolling over for an extra half hour of sleep. And while they're circling the lot at WallyWorld to get a $10 bike their kids can't ride for another 5 months, I'll be plugging in the kettle and warming up a cinnamon roll that probably won't live to see another 5 minutes. And as they swear at traffic and pat themselves on the back for saving ALL.THAT.MONEY I'll be pondering not getting out of my pajamas at all, and considering that maybe the one who didn't go shopping was the one who got the best bargain.
~end of sermon~